Vanderpump Rules Couples: Who Got Married, Who Split

Admittedly, “You’ll see in every episode you’re gonna [be] like, ‘This b—h can’t stop bring up, like, the hardest time of her life. What’s wrong with her?'” Schroeder recently acknowledged on SiriusXM’s Page Six Radio. “It just feels cathartic and freeing, and I’m somebody that doesn’t like to have secrets, you know? I really like to live out loud and open. I want everyone to know my s–t you know?”

That includes her nearly six-year marriage to Clark, the man she’s described as her “best friend.” 

“I can just be myself,” she once explained to Entertainment Tonight. “I just want to be around him all the time. And I’ve really never had that, which is kinda sad, I guess. But, I have it now.” 

And she’s not the only one, uh, SUR-ving up details of her romance on House of Stassi. 

Former costar Katie Maloney will also be letting viewers in on her relationship with boyfriend of two years Nick Martin—and her years-long rough patch with onetime BFF Schroeder. 

“No one knows that we had a falling out for years,” Schroeder detailed in an April interview with Marie Claire. “Now we’re rebuilding our friendship after growing in two completely different directions.” 

Or, as Maloney put it in an April Instagram, “Your girl is officially out of retirement.”

Before their return to the small screen, raise your glasses high. This update on the VPR cast is for you tonight.